Change the holy wine at christian masses

My point, in which what this petition is about, is with the idea to motion that the holy church wine shall be removed and instead replaced with vodka sangria.

For years and generations the Church has failed to ask this harmonious community which alcoholic drink would be best suited for the blood of Christ and for the gracious society that 2.18 billion people have the privilege to be in.

Let this petition acts as a voice for this individuals in agreement that the wine shall be converted into vodka sangria. The Church can’t molest is all. 

Thank you and may God bless us all