Make Edd Allen all yellow....
Edd Allen Might go and have a nice cup of "shut the f**k up".
This cannot be allowed to continue. If this is aimed at people who have openly admitted to the affliction of liking Coldplay, it's harsh, they have enough to deal with. Even the 'the early stuff was ok' closet fans don't deserve this.
If we get 1,000 signatures Edd Allen will be bound (literally) and made to watch the mighty Chris, & the other ones that nobody can remember, be the best headline Sunday act that 2016 has ever seen!
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